Last updated : 04 February 2002 By
She sighs and says, "Oh, no, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again".

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, 'You don't like getting flowers?'

The redhead says, 'I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air. '

The blonde says, 'Don't you have a vase?