The three models start preparing for the worst. Claudia pulls out lipstick & make-up and starts fixing her face.
Bewildered, Naomi and Cindy ask: "What the hell are you doing fixing your face when we are about to crash!"
Claudia responds: I know for a fact that the rescue workers will search for & save first, the ones with the best looking faces, which is why I am putting on my make-up."
Cindy rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful mounds of flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity. Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout: "Cindy, have you lost your senses?
Why are you baring your breasts for everyone to see when we are about to die?"
Cindy responds: "I have it on good authority in plane crashes, the rescue workers look to save the women with big beautiful breasts, which is why I am exposing my tits!"
Not hesitating, Naomi pulls down her skirt and panties to expose her "love triangle."
Freaking out, Claudia and Cindy yell: Naomi, are you crazy? Why you exposing your crotch for everyone to see?"
Calmly, Naomi responds: "Bitches, please! I know for a fact the first thing they look for is the black box."