Dumb men

Last updated : 05 February 2002 By

A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand grand on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped off, and as she rolled the dice yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" Jumping up and down she hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she throw?" The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men...............