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3 daughters...
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period.
Things that change after University
1. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to sleep 2. Having sex in a single bed is absurd. 3.You keep more ...
Doctors laugh too......
1. A man comes into the ER and yells "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to ...
Things Men need To Know
1. Yes, Homer Simpson is funny - but not on your tie.
Becks
Dave Beckham was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. Posh wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was very ...
Spurs jokes
Just in case you missed this - Currently on sale in the Spurs shop
The Squid joke
A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley and the ...
Do you hate the Hammers?
Well someone does, because look at this link!
Being Victoria Beckham - The Top Twenty Moments
Here we go - in strictly chronological order, the gems from ITV1's ...
Dearden in disguise?
A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son ...
How sexy is your name?
According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think?
A message for mothers day
A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas.
Black box
Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer and Cindy Crawford were flying to a supermodel conference in Paris, when the captain ...
Tales from the Sperm Bank
Think your dad's a wanker? 7,500 students apply to shoot their juice in the UK each year. We got hold of one college ...
That Son ....
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Garden of Eden
First God made man in the Garden of Eden.
Mind Test
A bit of a mind teaser are you up to it?
Limericks
There was a young lady from Leith, Who would circumcise men with her teeth,
I will survive
Male & female versions!
Drink and Getting Laid, A guide!
IF WOMEN DRINK

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