Stories from the cricket world

Last updated : 11 February 2002 By
McGrath was bowling to Eddo Brandes, the portly Zimbabwean. First he was nicked over slip for 4 and next was slashed through cover for 4.

McGrath glared at him and said "Why are you so fat", to which the quick and very Zimbabwean style reply came "Because everytime I f*** your wife she gives me a biscuit".

Apparently all the Aussies were rolling around with laughter