He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning.
As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very hairy gorilla.
Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes mad. He jumps up on the bars, and, holding on with one hand and two feet, he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand.
He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife teases the poor fellow some more.
He suggests that she pucker up her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let her straps fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down.
"Now try lifting your dress up to your thighs and sort of fan it at him." he says.
This drives the Gorilla absolutely crazy and now he's doing flips. Then the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, flings her in with the Gorilla and slams the cage door shut.
"Now tell HIM you have a f**king headache!!!"
As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very hairy gorilla.
Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes mad. He jumps up on the bars, and, holding on with one hand and two feet, he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand.
He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife teases the poor fellow some more.
He suggests that she pucker up her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let her straps fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down.
"Now try lifting your dress up to your thighs and sort of fan it at him." he says.
This drives the Gorilla absolutely crazy and now he's doing flips. Then the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, flings her in with the Gorilla and slams the cage door shut.
"Now tell HIM you have a f**king headache!!!"