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3 daughters...

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period.

Things that change after University

1. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to sleep 2. Having sex in a single bed is absurd. 3.You keep more foo

Doctors laugh too......

1. A man comes into the ER and yells "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to th

Things Men need To Know

1. Yes, Homer Simpson is funny - but not on your tie.

Becks

Dave Beckham was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. Posh wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was very rel

Spurs jokes

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The Squid joke

A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man

Do you hate the Hammers?

Well someone does, because look at this link!

• Being Victoria Beckham - The Top Twenty Moments
- Brentford Tue 26th March

• Dearden in disguise?
- Brentford Sun 24th March

• How sexy is your name?
- Brentford Wed 20th March

• A message for mothers day
- Brentford Mon 4th March

• Black box
- Brentford Fri 1st March

• Tales from the Sperm Bank
- Brentford Fri 1st March

• That Son ....
- Brentford Thu 28th February

• Garden of Eden
- Brentford Sun 24th February

• Mind Test
- Brentford Fri 22nd February

• Limericks
- Brentford Fri 22nd February

• I will survive
- Brentford Fri 15th February

• Drink and Getting Laid, A guide!
- Brentford Thu 14th February

• Scottish Highlands hospitality
- Brentford Thu 14th February

• Manchester Commonwealth Games
- Brentford Tue 12th February

• London Underground
- Brentford Tue 12th February

• Posh & driver
- Brentford Mon 11th February

• Stories from the cricket world
- Brentford Mon 11th February

• Manchester United
- Brentford Fri 8th February

• Fishy fingers
- Brentford Thu 7th February

• Famous footballing quotes
- Brentford Thu 7th February

• Women & headaches
- Brentford Wed 6th February

• Dumb men
- Brentford Tue 5th February

• ALL TRUE STORIES!
- Brentford Tue 5th February

• Father & son
- Brentford Mon 4th February

• Amusing
- Brentford Mon 4th February

• Only in the US?
- Brentford Sat 2nd February

• Gazza
- Brentford Fri 1st February

• Groom Killed By Stripper's Boobs
- Brentford Wed 30th January

• Qp ha in Anthrax Scare
- Brentford Wed 30th January

• TEN CLASSIC CARLTON PALMER QUOTES
- Brentford Sat 19th January

• Zoo sperm bank worker Mohd. Binatang bin Goncang wins
- Brentford Thu 17th January

• PLAY BIG RON'S FOOTBALL CLICHE BINGORAMA
- Brentford Wed 19th December

• Dinner conversation
- Brentford Sun 9th December

• Becks
- Brentford Wed 5th December

• WHAT NEXT FOR BECKHAM?
- Brentford Wed 5th December

• Beckhams jigsaw puzzle
- Brentford Wed 28th November

• Hangovers....
- Brentford Tue 27th November

• The top 10 of songs played on 95.8 Kabul FM on Sunday....
- Brentford Tue 27th November

• Sick note
- Brentford Fri 23rd November

• Lazy husband
- Brentford Mon 19th November